Friday, November 26, 2010

Booster Seat Laws California

Mickey: History of a hectic night. (5) vs Marco


The neighborhood is generally laugh and work hard for us to maintain the rate.

They firefighters, ignoring the bad joke jump from the roof top to the lowest in the annex block with a devilish agility, dropping so precipitously.

By this time the two policemen, the cornice and its companion, are already there and the other two, the butterfly net of expected them well placed. The four officers and three firefighters begin to run after the mammal, easily dodge them over and over again, which takes the butterfly net in hand, Mario seems to be hunting witches, because when the network path passes through a point is well after you've done your prey, ethereal loops by paths with the tool that makes me doubt if in the end, it will not end the cone network embedded in someone's head.

That is a lot more fun, for according to whom, a silent movie, but the noise of seven people on the roof is considerable, a group of people encourage and stoke divided: some to mono, another pursuit.

to me about the owner of the apartment where he found the monkey and says quietly:

- "Boss, if you will be afraid the next block they have" a herd guys "running down the roof with an uproar of fear after one o'clock and none has gone to see "

not answer, but reconsider the veracity of his claim. We have received calls realizing the feast and the thing is not exactly quiet or quick. The neighbor returned to the group and says, more loudly now, trying to hear what others:


- "Boss, you let me know when those two officers working at night, referring to the blankets that fail the burglary, that these stop me. Can not you see how they run? If cats seem to jump from a "lao pa other" and lead and a time like this. "


Another laugh from the group, which gives up to go to sleep or watch television. And that I've already suggested, more than anything to calm the animal and avoid drawing attention to the neighborhood.

No way, are at home and not get too close though some have already uploaded Coca Cola, gin, whiskey, ice and glasses. Do not need anything more than music. Bar opens and nearly all have a glass pipe in hand, well-equipped for consumption. The one who found the monkey, approaches me and offers me a free Cuba:


- "A gadget? I see a dry mouth and am here to give us time to take us any more, if not ended, at dawn, we're going to eat churros and chocolate, do not work tomorrow. In addition to you ... who you going to do the breath test?, If the balloon you have it. Jeje, advantages of being poly is not it? I love the horse does not hurt the wheat.


Indeed I have a mouth like I had eaten a sandwich of rubble, but I do not pay any attention.


continues her monologue:

- "You see, because the monkey, after leaving my apartment, which is that" what you see? There where that cage of pigeons, the cañizola the trap, because there's where I live below ...

To silence him answer without looking at him:

- "I know what a cañizola, I am popcorn."
In Evil Hour
pronounced these words. Stunned by my assertion arm grabs me, pulling me:


- "Come, come down to see my pigeons, I have some pigeons great. I have the son of Tati, who was the granddaughter of Cantinflas and niece of Andresín Picocorto. Do you know the Lisiao? The one with the pigeons in the Plaza de Lahore. Ea that it took him a pigeon to Monigato, and threw it to the Buchesucio and pulled out a beautiful salandarín I gave it to me and is a wonder to hear. You ask around for the pigeons of "Pirrioso" which is how I call me. "


kept talking and talking, trying to please, of the dynastic line of doves and pigeons, as he gives a recipe by heart, despite my undisguised disinterest in the family tree. I did not take his view of the persecution of the monkey, but he could not escape from the jerk neighbor gave me fear me that glass of Cuba Libre in her other hand, end up on the uniform.


- "Just wait man, now go see his pigeons, are you making me nervous already," I had snapped.


- "Well, now down," he said, letting go quickly.

My companion, who was in the street in the patrol car, said by radio with a lot of fun:

- "We have a solid avenue of official cars, and will bundle the same" folloneta of piterío "because no one leaves the parking lot. I notice no threat ... "


The chase continued without incident, ie the police run after the copy and he laughed at them, although more and more away from the site was primitive, something that seemed normal after that we were to watch that giving. Birlibirloque as firefighters were missing, asked for them and someone told me


- "Today there are no heroics, a monkey gives no points, so I have collected the" guitilla "and have gone to climb Anapurna "


my phone rang and on the other side was Felix, the foreman of LIMVI:


- "Balnero? good night again. "


- "Good? If you say it well be. Dime.


- "Hey look, I've been talking to Fermin, who is the chief overseer of the Animal Control Center, you know, is part of our business. He says he thinks he knows the owner of the monkey and he will make some efforts to locate "


-" He knows the owner of the monkey? But if you have these animals is illegal what is this a crony or a joke? Anyway I no matter what it is, you have to do is come here either, or both, or an army and settle the ballot.


- "Okay," she said to see if you can expedite the location and go there. Until then "

my driver again, with much banter and from the street, attention:

-" TECO has already been busy, or down immediately to remove vehicles from the double row or I'm going to have to carry a few crane with official cars that residents want to leave and we can not wake up in the middle of Córdoba. We quickie .... "


decided, apparently seen and hoping that the owner appeared that most were not prosecuted because the monkey was very close to the roof of another block bordered also that we were. The second had no roof, but a pitched roof very long, with several loft and would not be possible to access it to hunt down the escaped if he decided to go there.

So police and neighbors decided to retreat a bit to not scare you, and we had a chat, not before he had to go, necessarily, to see the pigeons of "Pirrioso" that did not stop give me the joke, and avoid having to tell an expletive, because with the anger I had when I was not jamming, but in the end ... I agreed to the visit.

The topic of conversation was not unique or premeditated, they talked about everything from rights owners in the community animals police chases and escapes, recalling someone when two camels escaped from a circus and three envelopes police kept two hours behind them, turning to bite the persecutors, or when three heifers escaped wild near Medina Azahara and wallowed two policemen and damaged the car. The thing was cheering when I called my partner on the radio.


(PETER): - "Attention TECO TECO 2115. Going up specialists "(said very sarcastically)


(TECO): -" Special? What experts?


(PETER): - "Yeah, and you will see when boarding. Are the LIMVI Heh, heh, heh. "


In a couple of minutes I saw appear at the door to the roof to Felix, the foreman, accompanied by an operator and a machine operator LIMVI The man was wearing green wellies to below the knees, soaked, recently retired Street watering the deed, skinny, grumpy, bald, with pale skin for night work continued, had two solo incisors on the upper gum with two equally bad company at the bottom, the four, wisely, were used to hold a cigarette stink as long as a train.

She also wore rain boots, was thinner still, low, black hair, long and wavy hair salon recently, from his ears hung two huge silver earrings, large enough for a bird walk in them, who sought to beautify the female face, but, because of its size, the better would have been holding some Curtain palace.

smoked like its companion, the same kind of snuff that I felt was disgusting and desirable both for the short time he had made up the habit.

The two color pants and sucks butane, composing an indescribable picture. The trio is completed Felix, a jolly-looking man, quiet, considerable size and enormous chubby, sweating and panting, having gone walking four floors.

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