DAY: OCTOBER 3, 2009
TIME: 23.10
My radio issued distinctive beep indicating that a statement would be radiated:
- "Care for DOUBLE-H TECO . Do you copy? "
-" Forward TECO DOUBLE-H, you get 5 for 5 "
Slight hoarseness, and throat rinsing my partner, slipped through between the waves before giving way to its radiation. Then ...
(REPORTS DOUBLE-H): - "You see ... we have ... a call from a citizen who says 
in his home on Avenida del Carro n º 22-4 º -2 has been found (slight mute) in the living room of his house a "prffffff, prfffff" (interference), and do not know what to do to get rid of the animal, if you can go there and help in any way. "
(RESPONSIVE TECO): - "DOUBLE-H, I received the statement in its entirety, except the kind of animal to that information relates. Could you repeat? "
(DOUBLE-H):" Yes TECO (giggles are heard in the background of communication), the animal is a ... (slight doubt) "titi" monkey little of those, it seems that has put this man in his apartment and walk around "salturreando" furniture in furniture, and can not get it. "
Before I could answer, a colleague stepped careless communication with its transmitter and was heard clearly how imitated a monkey:
- "Hi, hi, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Ah, ayayy. "
As serious as I could, I replied:
(TECO): "Received DOUBLE-H, I am aware."
The statement came from the National Police who had received the call at first instance and that, as a competence of local police action, passed the request to through a common grid of radio transmissions. Immediately I ordered:
(TECO): - "COPRA-ALFA TECO"
(COPRA-ALFA): - "Forward to COPRA-ALFA"
(TECO): - "Commissions on patrol for you to go to Av Carriage n º 22-4 º -2 and see what happens exactly there in connection with the entry of an animal on the floor. As soon as you point to give news of the situation. "
(COPRA-ALFA): - "Received." "Care-OMEGA COPRA, go immediately to the address provided by TECO and reporting information."
(COPRA-OMEGA): - "Received." The mesh
silence was restored, but not for long, and then followed a new statement from our central police:
(CENTRAL): - "Attention CENTRAL TECO."
(CEO): - "CENTRAL Forward."
(CENTRAL): - "We called a citizen and tells us that in his flat has been cast a large monkey and now it is sitting on the couch of her living room, watching TV, the apartment is located on Avenida del Carro n º 22 ". (laughter are heard in the background.)
(TECO): - "Let's see CENTRAL. Are you not aware of communications? And called us from Double-H National Police communicating that, but said it was a "marmoset", no large "
(SENDER UNKNOWN): -" Yes that vitamins have given the monkey. " (Laughter).
(CENTRAL): (A bit dazed): - "TECO, because the caller said it was a large monkey. I have "ask yourself" how big that, lest we find there a chimpanzee than 70 kilos and he said no, not so great, that as of about forty to fifty centimeters tall.
(TECO): - "Received." "Central, you go telephoning Animal Control Center (ECSC) street cleaning company (LIMVI) to see what help can be given if the situation is real."
(TECO): - "COPA-OMEGA TECO Have you already reached Av Cart?"
(COPRA-OMEGA): - "No TECO, but before we are there."
During eight ten minutes continued my work at headquarters, collecting meter readings and service orders to comply during the night shift. Then I told my partner to prepare the patrol car and soon we were monitoring the city. Then I instructed:
- "Perico, strip where this monkey has a face, lest at the end in" lol jijijises \u200b\u200band "end up doing a stupid thing that you go learn what kind of monkey is on the loose there.
(COPRA-OMEGA): - "Care-OMEGA COPRA TECO"
(TECO): - "Next"
(COPRA-OMEGA): - "TECO, we on the roof of the place you sent us and there's a big monkey, well not so great ... but bigger than a "squirrel", green and not get caught and is pretty aggressive. Now sits on the grill in the attic, but it runs "and pa'bajo pa'rriba flechao." Tell me how we proceed "
" My God, I thought immediately, and we mounted the circus "
(TECO): -" Remain in place and do not act in any way, on my way. Worry only, to have the animal permanently located and that no harm ..
(TECO): - "CENTRAL TECO. Have you phoned you and the CECA? If so tell me what you have answered.
(CENTRAL): - "Yes TECO, I phoned and said they have not qualified" pa "get monkeys."
(TECO) - (Pretty obfuscated) "How? What personnel do not have "pa" catch monkeys? Then back to phone and tells you who has no specialized police in catching monkeys me that the cops we take criminals, so if they, who are responsible for Animal Control, they have no personal who seek it, paint it or do that they see fit. If you do not attend tell me the corporate phone number, which I call the person responsible for LIMVI "
(DOUBLE-H) :-( Jaleándome)" Well, TECO, well, to be them. "
was three or four minutes when the screen remained silent and expectant, I imagined all the cops with his ear to the transmitter, waiting to hear the least to get a closer.
(CENTRAL): - "TECO, and I phoned back to the ECSC and I say no, they do not have personal" pa "catch the monkey." "The No corporate is 0135, if you want to talk with them" .
(TECO): - "Received."
phoned 0135 and quickly established contact with the head of LIMVI.
(to be continued ..)
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